Politics aren’t real. The After Party Party is. 🎉 This issue features our current (and totally subject-to-change) manifesto, core beliefs, and three political happenings that prove reality is stranger than satire. Plus, a shameless invite to drag your friends into the chaos and a link to snag merch that funds the glitter cannon. No platforms. No candidates. Just vibes, laughter, and a healthy disrespect for the system.
