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THE FINE PRINT

Welcome to the part where we get serious… but not too serious.
 
Here you’ll find all the legal stuff—our Privacy Policy and Terms & Conditions—in one handy spot.
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It’s the behind-the-scenes chaos control that keeps the party running smoothly. No boring legalese, just the facts (with a dash of TAPP flavor).

PRIVACY POLICY

Effective Date: August 12, 2025

 

Welcome to The After Party Party (TAPP)! We take your privacy seriously, but let’s be real - we're not about to ask for your information just to send you more political emails (we're not that kind of party). But, if you happen to share your details with us, we want you to know exactly how we’ll handle it. Here’s our Privacy Policy, laid out for your reading pleasure.

 

1. Information We Collect

We collect the usual stuff you'd expect: email addresses, names, and any other details you might share when signing up for our newsletter, purchasing TAPP swag, or just casually browsing our website. But don’t worry, we won’t be sending the government your personal info (unless they demand it while stamping their little "justice" feet, but we’re pretty sure they won’t).

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Types of Data Collected

  • Personal Information: Your name, email address, and other contact information when you subscribe, sign up for a newsletter, or purchase merch.

  • Usage Data: Information on how you interact with our website, like which pages you visit and how long you spend on them. We use this data to make sure we’re not boring you to death.

  • Cookies and Tracking Technologies: Yes, we use cookies. Not the kind you can eat (sorry), but the ones that help us improve the website experience. You can control these in your browser settings, but some parts of the site may not work as well without them.

 

2. How We Use Your Information

We’re not here to sell your data to shady people, promise. We use your info for fun, informative, and not-so-serious purposes like:

  • Sending you newsletters (only if you’ve signed up, of course).

  • Processing and shipping your TAPP swag (we need your address to send you your “serious political gear”).

  • Improving our website (so it’s easier for you to navigate and find where we made fun of the political establishment).

  • Responding to inquiries, feedback, or complaints (we’ll at least pretend to be professional while we do it).

 

3. How We Share Your Information

We don’t share your info with anyone who isn’t already part of TAPP’s super-secret underground operations (read: our website hosts, payment processors, and similar). We promise your data isn’t going to any political enemy camps.

However, we may disclose your information if:

  • It’s required by law (like if some super serious investigator decides they want to know about your subscription to our newsletter).

  • We merge with or are acquired by another organization. If that happens, which we don't think it will because who would want to be around the likes of us, we’ll let you know.

 

4. Your Rights

Since TAPP is about freedom and chaos (in a good way), you have the right to:

  • Access the data we hold about you.

  • Request that we correct any inaccurate or incomplete information.

  • Request that we delete your data (though we may have to keep some for legal reasons).

  • If you’d like to exercise any of these rights, just drop us a line via legal@theafterparty.party.

 

5. Do-Not-Track (DNT) Signals: A Signal to the Void

Most browsers and mobile apps come with a “Do-Not-Track” (DNT) feature, where you can wave your virtual hand and say, "Hey, I’d rather you not watch me like I’m in a reality show!" But here’s the catch - there’s no universal rulebook for how this works just yet. So, in the meantime, we’re not responding to DNT signals (because, honestly, it’s like trying to read the fine print on a legal document while wearing sunglasses indoors).

If one day, the world gets its act together and agrees on how this all works, we’ll update this Privacy Policy and let you know exactly how we’re playing the game.

For our Californian friends, don’t worry - we’re legally required to tell you this: since DNT signals aren’t yet a standard thing we can follow, we’re just going to keep doing our thing and not respond to them. But if that ever changes, we’ll let you know. Promise.

Come to think of it, we also aren't sure how companies like payment processors and cloud providers deal with DNT...

 

6. Security

We take your privacy seriously, and we’ll do our best to protect your information from unauthorized access or disclosure. That said, no system is 100% secure, so we can’t make guarantees. We're paranoid and there are probably hackers hiding in the bushes. But we’re doing everything in our power to keep things safe, including working with trustworthy third parties and keeping your data encrypted.

 

7. Third-Party Links

Our website might contain links to other websites that are definitely not TAPP (we like to keep our friends close, but not too close). This Privacy Policy doesn’t apply to those other sites, so make sure you check their privacy policies too. TAPP is not responsible for how those sites handle your data.

 

8. Changes to This Privacy Policy

Since things around here tend to get a little unpredictable (in a good way, of course), we may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. Like, if we need to in order to put on concerts and comedy events. When we do, we’ll make sure the latest version is posted on our website. Keep an eye out - but don’t worry, it’ll never get too boring!

 

9. Contact Us

Got questions? Want to know more about how we’re handling your data? Drop us a line at legal@theafterparty.party. We’re here to help (or at least try our best to be helpful).

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If you need to send us a letter (or a postcard from your wildest adventure), feel free to use the following address:

The After Party Party
6801 Jefferson St NE

Ste 150-4049

Albuquerque, NM, ZIP 87109

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We promise we’ll read it... eventually. Just make sure it’s not too long - we’re all about the chaos, not the corporate grind. Also, we can't read. So that might be a problem.

terms & conditions

Effective Date: August 12, 2025

 

Welcome to The After Party Party (TAPP) - a place for chaotic good, political satire, and all-around fun. Before you dive headfirst into our glorious realm, please take a moment to read through these Terms and Conditions. By using our site, you’re agreeing to join the wild ride that is TAPP. Also, we may be a cult, but if we are we don't know about it or endorse it.

 

1. Agreement to Terms

By using our website (the "Site") and all its glorious features, you’re agreeing to these Terms and Conditions. If you don’t agree, then please, for the love of... god?, don’t stick around. We’re not here to beg you to use the site - and we don't require or demand it. It's a website. You use it at your pleasure because of your own free will. Duh.

 

2. Intellectual Property Rights

TAPP’s intellectual property is as sharp as a politician's spin - it’s ours, all ours. Our logos, content, and all the shenanigans on the Site are protected by copyright laws. You get to enjoy it, but you don’t get to steal it. So, play nice, folks.

 

3. User Representations & Registration

When you join The After Party Party and use our Site, you’re making some important promises (because even chaos has rules):

  • You are not a minor in the place where you live - basically, you’re old enough to understand what you’re getting into.

  • If you are a minor, you’ve got the green light from your parents or legal guardians to hang out here. No sneaky sign-ups, please.

  • You agree not to access the Site through any automated or non-human means - no bots, scripts, or AI imposters trying to sneak in. This is a humans-only party.

  • You won’t impersonate anyone else, pretend to be someone famous (unless you’re really that famous, then hi! We're your biggest fan!), or misrepresent your identity.

  • You’re here to play by the rules, not break them. That means no shady business or attempts to mess with the Site or other members.

  • You will keep your account info accurate and won’t share your login with anyone else - keep your login info to yourself, no password swapping, and definitely no using “password123.” We want to know who’s causing all the fun chaos.

  • You acknowledge that violating these promises might get you kicked out of the party and Site without a refund or a second chance.

 

4. Fees and Payment

TAPP believes in equal access to chaos - but sometimes we need to charge for certain features or memberships. If you’ve chosen to pay for one of our memberships or features, you agree to pay all the applicable fees and taxes. We’ll keep it simple, no surprise charges (unless you count the shock of reading our Terms).

Right now, we accept all major credit cards - Visa, MasterCard, AmEx, and friends. We’re working on adding more payment options because hey, variety is the spice of life.

And no, we’re not officially accepting crypto… yet. But if you want to hand over some Bitcoin or Dogecoin just for kicks, we won’t say no. (No promises on what we’ll do with it though.)

 

5. Cancellation

Feeling overwhelmed by the chaos? You can cancel your membership anytime. We’re not going to chain you to the site (unless you ask us to). Just remember, we don’t do refunds, so don’t expect to get your TAPP merch money back if you bail early.

Membership benefits will end immediately upon cancellation.

 

6. Prohibited Activities

We’re all about freedom and chaotic good, but some things are a no-go:

  • Don’t break the law (that’s a given, right?).

  • Don’t post anything that could get us sued (we’re allergic to lawsuits).

  • Don’t be a jerk to other members (we’re for fun, not bullying).

  • Don’t flood the Site with automated bots or spam. We’d rather not have an army of digital gremlins running around.

 

7. User Contributions and License

When you post content on TAPP - whether it’s comments, memes, or rants - you promise:

  • You own it or have permission to share it.

  • It’s legal, respectful, and doesn’t break our rules.

  • You’re responsible for what you post.

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Remember, anything you post can be seen by other members and possibly beyond - so think twice before posting your secret taco recipe or your political manifesto.

By posting, you grant TAPP a worldwide, royalty-free, non-exclusive license to use, display, edit, distribute, and share your content however we want (including posting it on our social media or website). So if your meme goes viral, don’t be surprised if we share it around.

 

8. Third-Party Websites and Content

TAPP might have links to other websites. We don’t control those sites, and we’re not responsible for what happens there. You’re venturing into the wild unknown at your own risk - and we’re not sending a search party.

 

9. Site Management, Interruptions, and Party Liability

TAPP is all about maintaining a wild and free environment, but sometimes things need a little fine-tuning. We’re in charge of the show here, and we reserve the right to manage and update the Site as we see fit. That might mean:

  • Taking the Site offline for maintenance or updates (because even chaos needs a tune-up).

  • Making changes to the Site’s structure, features, or design - don’t worry, we won’t pull the rug out from under you, but things could get wacky from time to time.

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While we’ll do our best to keep everything running smoothly, we can’t guarantee that the Site will be available at all times. There might be temporary interruptions, bugs, or even the occasional hiccup in the chaos (it’s just how the universe works). But don’t worry - when things go sideways, we’ll try to fix them ASAP.

The Site is provided “as is” and “as available,” with no guarantees, warranties, or promises of perfection. If something breaks, misbehaves, or just doesn’t live up to your wildest expectations, that’s on you. We’re not liable for any damages, losses, or existential crises caused by using the Site.

TAPP content is all about entertainment, satire, and stirring the pot - not professional advice or gospel truth. We’re here to make you laugh, think, and maybe cause a little chaos, but don’t take us too seriously.

Also, we can’t guarantee the accuracy or truthfulness of user-generated content. You’re responsible for your own judgment when engaging with posts, comments, and memes shared by fellow members. We’re not liable if someone’s hot take turns out to be just that - hot air.

Basically, party at your own risk.

 

10. Privacy Policy

We’ve got a Privacy Policy around here somewhere - but we’re not just going to hand you the link on a silver platter. You found your way to these Terms, so you’re smart enough to find the Privacy Policy too. It’s chilling on the Site, ready for your perusal whenever you want.

If you’re really determined, you’ll find it. If not, well, you’ve got bigger fish to fry. Either way, it’s all there, spelled out, no secrets - just like our brand of political chaos.

 

11. Copyright Infringements

If you think someone’s posting stuff that violates your copyright, please let us know! We’ll take it down quicker than you can say “First Amendment.”

 

12. Term and Termination

You can leave TAPP anytime, but if you break the rules, we reserve the right to ban you faster than a political scandal. We’re all about freedom - as long as it’s within the bounds of our Terms.

 

13. Governing Law

TAPP is proudly based in New Mexico - for obvious reasons. Desert vibes and a bit of mystical mojo keep things interesting around here. Any legal stuff related to these Terms will be handled under the laws of New Mexico. But really, we’d rather keep the party going than get tangled in legal red tape.

 

14. Dispute Resolution

If you end up in a disagreement with us (we hope not), let’s talk it out before escalating. If it’s really bad, we’ll settle things through binding arbitration of our choosing. You agree to this by being here, interacting with us, or buying things from us. But first, we’ll attempt a chat over some metaphorical drinks.

 

15. Indemnification

If you get yourself into trouble by violating our Terms or causing issues on the Site, you agree to cover our back (and legal fees obviously). We’ll let you know if we need you to take the fall for something.

 

16. User Data

We’ll handle your data responsibly, but remember, we can’t guarantee 100% security. If your data gets compromised (hey, chaos happens), we’re not on the hook for it. There are bad people behind every mailbox according to the main stream media.

 

17. Electronic Communications, Transactions, and Signatures

By using TAPP, you agree that any communication (emails, messages, etc.) is considered electronic, and you agree to receive communications from us electronically. Your electronic consent is as good as a handshake.

 

18. California Users and Residents

Hey California! We see you. You’ve got some extra rights under the California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA), including the right to:

  • Know what personal info we collect about you

  • Request that we delete your info (with some exceptions)

  • Opt-out of the sale of your personal info (spoiler: we don’t sell your info, but transparency is key)

  • Not be discriminated against for exercising your rights - what's left of them at least.

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For all the nitty-gritty details, and how to exercise these rights, check out our Privacy Policy (yes, the one you’re smart enough to find). If you want to exercise any of these rights or have questions, hit us up at legal@theafterparty.party.

 

19. Severability and Entire Agreement

If any part of these Terms gets tossed out by a court or found unenforceable, the rest still holds strong - the party goes on.

These Terms, together with our Privacy Policy, are the whole deal between you and TAPP - no secret side deals, hidden clauses, or mysterious handshakes.

 

20. Contact Us

Got questions? Want to send us a meme? Feel free to reach out anytime:

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Email

legal@theafterparty.party

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Mailing Address

The After Party Party

6801 Jefferson St NE, Ste 150-4049

Albuquerque, NM 87109

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Got questions, concerns, or just want to send us a meme?
Reach out to us — we’re all ears (and laughs).

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